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Saturday, August 9, 2014

penguin vs lioness...



I really feel like I must've spent the last few years under a rock...Just watched Dinner for Schmucks (2010) and Jemaine was spectacular in it, although it would've been cool to see more of Kieran interacting with Barry...The conversations those characters could have...





Great Kieran quotes:


Barry: A goat will eat anything. A goat could probably eat a bicycle.
 

Kieran: A goat could eat itself; if it was driven to it...I'm just a goat who's halfway through eating itself.
 

Barry: Just to be clear, what exactly are we talking about?
Kieran: Everything.

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Kieran: Julie's not a penguin, she's a lioness. Don't try to mate a lioness with a penguin, ever. Have you ever seen a mammal and a bird mate? I've never even heard of that.
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Kieran: Do you have any idea what it's like Tim, to be up to your elbow in a zebra's vagina?
 

Tim: No.
 

Kieran: You should try it Tim, it's magical.

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Hoping to watch Austenland (2013) over the weekend...Also, got to watch the episode of Garfunkel & Oates that I missed on Thursday...The Fade Away...at least they're honest about being dishonest...:)





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